notyouextremesportscalendar:

paintedskiess:

itsddbabie:

you gotta love

THE FUCKING NOTES.

omg the notes

LESBIANS

Just adding to the notes. ~~~~~~

 lol

Sometimes I don’t feel like cleaning the tub and that’s deadass what it looks like

increase-peace:

moonlightgoodbyes:

u-n-j-e-l-l-i-f-y:

sayhellotoyesterday:

amiragraphy:

voldyismouldy:

imperiused:

hittingsouthbroadway:

starbucksandstrawberries:

dropeverythinggnow:

Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen.

How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie?

can i has coookie?

IS THAT BACON?!

 Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD.

Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. What the fuck Barbie? Get it the fuck together.

Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi?

BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR

FORGET THE TORSO!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT?

WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE!? PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE.

OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE. MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE.

HEY, COOKIES

FUCKING SUSHI MAGNETS!

Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!

BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE?

BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP.  THAT SHIT COULD GET IN THE FOOD.

BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT.

BARBIE. HOW MANY DIFFERENT FUCKING SECTIONS DO YOU NEED IN YOUR FRIDGE? THE FUCK.

DAYUM BARBIE YOU’RE WORSE THAN TYRONE.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BARBIE, THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU.

BARBIE, WHAT IS THAT SPONGE DOING ON THE FLOOR? YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME, BARBIE. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? HOW COULD YOU?

BARBIE, WHERE IS YOUR APRON?! YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR SHIRT ALL DIRTY, DAMNIT.

BARBIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THE MILK DOING ON TOP OF THE CABINET. IT IS GOING TO SPOIL. WHAT A WASTE, BARBIE.

YOUR HAND IS ABOUT TO TOUCH THE FUCKING BOILING POT, BARBIE. WHERE IS YOUR CAUTION?

DAMNIT BARBIE WHY THE FUCK IS THE KNIFE ON THE FLOOR  …  AND WASH THEM DAMN DISHES !!!